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<script language="JavaScript">


  






Cannot find the damn server




<script>

function doNetDetect() {

saOC.NETDetectNextNavigate();
location.reload();

}





  
    
    
  


        
          
        
        
          
        
        
          
        
      

    style="COLOR: black; FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana">This
              page sucks and cannot be displayed
    style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">The page you are looking for
            sucks and is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing
            technical difficulties, you may need to adjust your browser settings
            or it might suck.
    style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">
            

            

Please try the following:


            

                  
  • Click the
                    Refresh
                    button, or smash your computer with a large hammer.

                  

    •               
  • If you typed the page address in the
                    Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid
                    idiotic moron.

                  

    •               
  • To check your connection settings, open
                    case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline.
                    Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings
                    should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA)
                    administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).

    •               
  • your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft
                    Windows can examine your network and automatically screw everything
                    up.

                    If you would like Windows to screw everything up,

                    click Screw
                    everything up

    •               
  • Some sites require Windows to suck more
                    than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows
                    suck rate     to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
                  

    •               
  • If you are trying to reach a secure
                    site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer
                    menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select
                    "Format".

    •               
  • Click the Back
                    button to try another link.

    •             

            



            


            

Cannot
              find server or DNS Error

              Internet Exploder


            



№0 ☆☆☆马甲一号！ 于2004-08-11 03:34:47留言☆☆☆　 加书签 投诉 不再看TA
斑竹见到了就删掉！
 
i screw up!
№1 ☆☆☆马甲一号！于2004-08-11 03:35:39留言☆☆☆　
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http://thispagecannotbedisplayed.com/
素这个网址吗？？ 很好笑呢！！！！
№2 ☆☆☆有有于2004-08-11 03:39:41留言☆☆☆　
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