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本来想等到ROTK大陆上映再来发这个花痴的,响应的同学也会多点,可抱着新买的电脑窝在床上看了一次又一次之后我承认俺忍不住了,这是我既花痴GTO之后又一次无可救药的花痴——也许还要更无可救药一些。

那么就这样吧:)))

ROTK十大最激动人心的对白阿对白

1、Aragorn&Theoden "gondor calls for aid""and rohan will answer"
俺的那个热血阿,Theoden老爷爷原来是可以这么帅滴,或者,他老人家也和偶一样,无法面对帅哥期待的眼神?

2、Elrond&Aragorn "I give hope to man""I keep none for myself"
心痛阿心痛,偶心目中最帅的strider以后就永远不再是strider了。。。那么大一群人非要把可怜的老A往他不愿的方向逼。"become what you were born to be" 我本来粉稀饭elrond叔叔,现在都觉得他讨厌。最可恨的是偶下的网友翻译版本,居然把Aragorn那么绝望那么酷的一句话翻译成了“我誓死抗击索伦”!要不是考虑到欧的大洋,偶都砸屏幕了。

3、亡灵&Aragorn "....."亡灵哥哥具体说的虾米偶忘了,反正就是说王室已经没搞了,国王陛下说的一句"it is being remained",俺的口水流啊流。虽然喜欢脏兮兮的strider,可王者风范始终是偶无法抵挡的。

4、戒灵老大&Eowyn "no man can kill me""I am no man"
Eowyn这个小姑娘偶一直粉喜欢,也许因为我们在单恋着同一个人?反正小妹妹不但眼光好而且极有勇气有魄力,杀老大虽然显得容易得过分了一点,那句"I am no man"实在是很有型的。

5、Theoden to Eowyn "I know your face"
再次证明Theoden老爷爷的确是当之无愧的魔戒第二帅哥,在看到TTT中被控制的老国王时,谁能想到他也有这样轰轰烈烈的结局呢?

6、Aragorn 率领人类部队冲进blackgate时的演讲
花痴到没语言了,当年的林肯同学想来也不过如此吧。。。
再多说几个"it is not this day"就可以像"I have a dream"一样流传了,"today let’s fight"!!! 好吧好吧,strider虽好,还是混上国王陛下了更加帅一些。。。

7、Gimli&Legolas "I’ve never thought I would die side by side with an elf""What about side by side with a friend"
这对被偶划入搞笑组合的同学终于感动了我。明知不敌还是奋勇一战,这段对话完美的诠释了国王陛下刚才的演讲,而那句轻轻的"for frodo"也因此更激动人心。

8、Sam to Frodo "I cannot carry it for you, but I can carry you"
这就基本上是安慰奖了,山姆同学煽了那么久的情还是因该表彰一下子的,俺也不能把视线完全停留在帅哥身上是不?

9、Gandalf "The day of the king has come"
干豆腐叔叔说了那么多句话,就这句最得我心了。至于原因,不言自明了吧,hiahia.

10、其他。。。
作为一个专业的花痴者,绝对不要在任何时候把话说得太满,谁知道接下来的第n+1次偶有看到了什么呢?

今天就到这儿吧。偶在学校写滴,对白哪句记错了的筒子们提醒一下啊:)))
№0 ☆☆☆风盈袖 2004-02-18 09:17:25留言☆☆☆  加书签 不再看TA

还有九州怎么啦?猴子哥哥有申明没?偶都进不去发花痴:(((
№1 ☆☆☆风盈袖2004-02-18 09:27:47留言☆☆☆ 
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一日不上九州兮,如隔三秋。
偶从昨天下午(大概三点左右,具体不记得了)开始到现在已经上了不下数几十次九州,为什么还是上不去?~~~~
№2 ☆☆☆菩提下的猫2004-02-18 11:06:48留言☆☆☆ 
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嘿嘿
小臭滴电脑有问题
大概响应不了。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
№3 ☆☆☆映晗2004-02-18 11:44:08留言☆☆☆ 
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哈哈,又一个LOTR的花痴,欢迎加入我的行列!可是楼主知不知道。。我同学非说 Frodo and Sam 有同性恋倾向。。。。我晕。。。。
№4 ☆☆☆慕容凝风2004-02-18 18:52:53留言☆☆☆ 
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嚯嚯,“虽然喜欢脏兮兮的strider”。。。这句太得我心了,一般是喜欢干干净净的帅哥,但Aragorn实在脏得太有型,太恰到好处了,爱煞爱煞,所以对影片后面大家都勤快换衣服,并且越换越干净很不习惯,有点失落。。。
我不喜欢“4、戒灵老大&Eowyn "no man can kill me""I am no man"”,总觉得这样的转折太美国了一点。。。
 
"I cannot carry it for you, but I can carry you"
倒是我挺感动的一句,本来一直喜欢Sam,坚定认为魔戒第一功臣是Smeagul,第二是Sam. A帅哥,L帅哥,G老帅哥另起一列并列第一。G矮帅哥,P和M小帅哥,em。。暂且不论。。。Frodo小帅哥嘛,汗,肯定排Sam后面。。所以对于后来人类和精灵都对Hobbits下跪耿耿于怀。。。
№5 ☆☆☆阿闲2004-02-18 22:44:29留言☆☆☆ 
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我是忠贞不二的小莱扇子,原因就不提了,以免被冠上色女的帽子。可是小莱啊,看到他才明白什么叫做“秀色可餐”,口水ING
 
其实魔戒是一个史诗般的神话故事,但是PJ在影片中把纸上的英雄人物活生生地展现在我们眼前,配上优美的风景,磅礴的气势,看得观众如痴如醉,宁愿相信这是在远古时代真正发生过的中土故事。煽情啊煽情。
№6 ☆☆☆笑笑2004-02-19 01:24:55留言☆☆☆ 
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不知道为什么,我对这里面所有的帅哥都不感冒,已经为自己的审美观惶恐很久了...实际上我对整个LOTR三部曲都不太有兴趣。看第一部的时候中间睡过去一个钟头,浪费三分之一的票价,好在后面两部都是蹭票看的。不过ROTK里有两个细节让我在一瞬间很感动/激动,一个是楼主说到的"I am no man",另一个是“my friend, you don’t bow to anyone”.Maybe I just like to root for underdogs.
 
 
 哈哈,又一个LOTR的花痴,欢迎加入我的行列!可是楼主知不知道。。我同学非说 Frodo and Sam 有同性恋倾向。。。。我晕。。。。
 
  
☆☆☆慕容凝风于2004-02-18 18:52:53留言☆☆☆
 
我同意你同学。我一直觉得LOTR是商业大片里gayest ever. I saw gay moments everywhere.....
 
№7 ☆☆☆伊瓦2004-02-19 07:47:55留言☆☆☆ 
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呸呸呸,人家那叫“同志般的友谊”!!!
哎,小臭不在,发花痴都没气氛阿:(((
№8 ☆☆☆风盈袖2004-02-19 08:16:27留言☆☆☆ 
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换衣服的问题,想起来就心痛阿~~~
 
我对那间红衣服和那件有white tree的什么衣服完全无法接受:(((
№9 ☆☆☆风盈袖2004-02-19 08:18:50留言☆☆☆ 
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Viggo大叔好象有一部片子马上就要上演的哟,叫什么给忘了。我就一门心思等五月份的"Troy"了,帅锅林立呀,和"Black Hawk Down"有的一拼
№10 ☆☆☆笑笑2004-02-20 00:14:53留言☆☆☆ 
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既然大大这里也可以发发LOTR的花痴,我就把我存着的搞笑版SECRET DIARY of the Characters转贴一下,估计大部分花痴们都看过的,不过真的是很搞笑啊。
 
这是第一部Fellowship里头的:
 
THE SECRET DIARY OF LEGOLAS
 
Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission -gold ring so tacky.
 
Day Four: Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!
 
Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle. Orcs so silly. Still the prettiest.
 
Day Ten: Gandalf fell into shadow. In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose. V. serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more. Still prettiest, despite blasted spot.
 
Day Eleven: In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me. Also, am quite sure she copied my hairS T Y L E. I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago. Silly bint. She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath. I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now? Still prettiest by far.
 
Day 30: All this paddling about in boats is hell on my complexion. Aragorn obviously starting to find Frodo strangely attractive. Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Still the prettiest.
 
Day 33: Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite. Have been getting very strange letters from someone calling herself "Stacey" who wants to do obscene things to my elfhood. Fortunately have super-duper elf vision so can run away if I see her coming.
 
Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on. Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really. Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off putting. Forsee dark times ahead, very dark times.
 
THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN
 
Day One: Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good. Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it. Still not King.
 
Day Four: Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying. Not King yet.
 
Day Six: Orcs killed: none. Disappointing.
Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King.
 
Day Ten: Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Balrog. Not King today either.
 
Day Eleven: Orcs killed: 7. V. good.
Stubble update: Looking mangy. Legolas may be hotter than me. I wonder if he would like me if I was King?
 
Day 28: Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off. Still not King.
 
Day 30: In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench. Nice chat with Boromir. He’s not so bad. Took a shower. Yay! But still not King.
 
Day 32: Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy. Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. Nope, not King.
 
Day 33: Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V.good. Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay. Not so sure about Gimli either. RIP Boromir. Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.
 
Day 34: Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why? My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me? Not so sure about me either.
 
Still not King, Goddammit
№11 ☆☆☆笑笑2004-02-20 00:18:43留言☆☆☆ 
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我发发花痴而已,和江南同学无关。
发花痴无非灌水而已,有虾米能不能滴,8过转贴还是少一点吧,我始终相信花痴还是要自己发才有味道滴:))
还有,如果同学们向安全的发花痴灌水,大大这种称呼还是免了吧,相信我,随便你说什么都没关系,只要别叫他“大大”这么难听的称呼就好了。。。
№12 ☆☆☆风盈袖2004-02-20 06:07:03留言☆☆☆ 
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是滴是滴,我写完就想起来了江南不喜欢大大这个称呼的。以后只能心里叫了  :)
№13 ☆☆☆笑笑2004-02-20 11:25:42留言☆☆☆ 
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